This is an actual conversation that just took place at my house
Scott: Do we have any tape?
Me: Yes, in the drawer. What For?
Scott: This (holding up a then unidentifiable bunch of construction paper)
Me: Oh, who made that?
Scott: (Looking at me like I was a complete idiot) I did. I am now doing a lot of arts and crafts at work.
|Well, aren’t you hilarious. You look really hilarious now….|
|Here is the real artist, Handsome #1|
|My precious love, Handsome #3|
|Sadly, Handsome #2 could not be reached to show his Cardinal pride, he was thinking over the decision to chuck train tracks across the room narrowly missing his infant brother’s head|